Chords:
{t: What A Mouth (What A North And South)}
{key: G}
{artist: Tommy Steele}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMF2paM-aCw but in G
{c: }
[G] [D] [C] [G] [G] [D] [G]
[G] Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah
If he had another mouth he'd [A] look much sweller
But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty [D] show
[G] It was like a steamboat funnel
Or a railway arch or the [A] Blackwall Tunnel
When you can't see Jim when he opens his mouth you'll [D] know
[D] And as poor Jim goes walkin' about
[D] You can hear the kids all 'ollerin' [D7] out
What a [G] mouth what a mouth what a north and south
Blimey what a [D] mouth he's [G] got
Now when [A] he was a baby well oh Gawd luv 'er
His poor old muvver used to [D] feed him with a shovel
What a [G] gap poor chap he's never been known to [D] laugh
[G] If he [D] did it's a [C] penny to a [G] quid
that his [C] face would [D] fall in [G] 'alf
[G] [D] [C] [G] [G] [D] [G]
[G] Mouth so large oh Lord oh lummey
He can whisper in his own ear [A] ain't it funny
And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' [D] mine
He [G] got so drunk one foggy morn
He lay in the road and [A] started to yawn
And a poor old man was delivering coals close [D] by
[D] And as he went to shoot the load
[D] He saw Jim's mouth out in the [D7] road
What a [G] mouth what a mouth what a north and south
Blimey what a [D] mouth he's [G] got
Now the [A] poor old man bein' a short sighted fellah
When he saw Jim's mouth he [D] took it for the cellar
And he [G] shot the lot right into his mouth no [D] joke
[G] Jim poor [D] soul's got a [C] tummy full of [G] coal
and he [C] 'corfs' up [D] lumps of [G] coke
[G] [D] [C] [G] [G] [D] [G]
What a [G] mouth what a mouth what a north and south
Blimey what a [D] mouth he's [G] got
Now the [A] poor old man bein' a short sighted fellah
When he saw Jim's mouth he [D] took it for the cellar
And he [G] shot the lot right into his mouth no [D] joke
[G] Jim poor [D] soul's got a [C] tummy full of [G] coal
and he [C] 'corfs' up [D] lumps of [G] coke
[G] [D] [C] [G] [G] [D] [G]
[G] [D] [C] [G] [G] [D] [G]
